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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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