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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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