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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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