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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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