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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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