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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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