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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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