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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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