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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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