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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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