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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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