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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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