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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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