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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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