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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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