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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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