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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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