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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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