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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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