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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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