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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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