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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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