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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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