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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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