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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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