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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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