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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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