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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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