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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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