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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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