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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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