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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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