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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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