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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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