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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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