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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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