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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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