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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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