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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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