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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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