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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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