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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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