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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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