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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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