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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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