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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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