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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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