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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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