Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.