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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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