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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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