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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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