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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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