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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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