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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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