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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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