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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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