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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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