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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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