Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.